
i love myself but i dont love me back
i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard
alexa slap this ass
How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*
How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people
Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.
ihop stands for international house of pussy
ihob stands for international house of bussy